Justin Baby... I mean ...Beiber

Okay kiddies I'm about to say some unpleasant thing about your idol so you might want to change channels right now....bye bye!

For the smarter grown ups out there I know you would rather eat a jar of nails than talk about this "teen sensation" but its all around us...we cant ignore this anymore! We must be prepared!

Here's some things you should know

Justin Beiber was born in Canada...so he's not all bad! Come on give him some props, at least he's not from Nashville, Tennessee striving to live the dream while still being "grounded" and "down to earth" (I'm looking at you Miley)

Justin Beiber fans are called "Beliebers"...now if you value your life and your eardrums you will NOT degrade Justin around these people. And how can you tell the difference between any other pre-teen and a Belieber??...You cant!! Just don't talk to any pre-teens FULL STOP!

His music isn't all that bad! Yes that's right I said it!! I've spent many a time bopping to "Baby" and "Somebody to love"! Try it you might like it! Might I remind you of a little phenomenon called "The Spice Girls"? "If you wanna be my lover" isn't exactly musical genius now is it?

He's backed by the man that looks like a baby turtle...Usher! I don't know if that makes him better or worse? But at least he's got a little bit of "street cred" right?

He's like 5, what the hell do you know about love? You "love" your snuggle blankie and your mummy not that slutty looking girl in the video!

He's gonna end up just like Chris Brown (Okay so this is a bit pretentious and awful but its true) He'll end up smashing some poor girls face in on a booze fuelled night, crash his car and never get work again!

And last but not least...you don't HAVE to listen to his music...its called a remote control/mp3....but knowledge is power right? So next time your 10 year old cousin screams at you for an hour about how in love they are with old Justin here at least you know who the hell he is now!

Ms. Zie x